ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! And I mean, omg everywhere. This year was the 6th annual Zombie Pub Crawl here in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The number of participants topped out over 10,000 this year according to someone who talked to someone who said they heard it was around that anyway, which is double from last year. That’s a lot of zombies, you guys.
My first one was last year, when I dressed as zombie Princess Leia. It was fun, but after awhile it got kind of exhausting having everyone want to take your picture every 5 seconds. This year I dressed as a zombie missileer, but since no one knows what that is, and you look like a pilot, I just nodded along. Sure buddy, whatever you think is probably right.
The route is quite long, and I haven’t heard of anyone making it from one end to the other and enjoying it. We started on the 501 side of the route, and it was fun to see all the great costumes. Sorry if I got drunk and grabbed anyone’s boob. That happens once in a great while. I started with my roommate and her girlfriend, then I met up with Max and Vicky and some people they knew. Then some other stuff happened, and I ended up in front of Sgt. Preston’s around midnight with Jessie and a gazillion other people. Then I went home. Go back and read this paragraph again, but this time with a dirty mind.
It really was a very fun night. If you’d like to see all the pictures, just clicky click right here to see my Facebook album with all of them. My advice for next year is to get some friends who are fun and start at noon. You’d be done before the obnoxious college kids come out, and we can have some zombie chill time at someone’s house or something. Won’t that be fun?